Uncle John’s fried chicken at Ministop.

Crispy crust. Luscious meat. Hot. Succulent. Gigantic. It has everything you want in a piece of fried chicken. It never disappoints. It will awaken and embolden your deepest desire to tear and devour meat like a caveman. You’ll truly understand how satisfying meat can be when it’s a piece fresh out of the frying pot. It is so good it outshines a lot of other fried goods I’ve had, and I love fried chicken.

Also, its availability is top-notch. Oftentimes great food so good wouldn’t the most attainable thing in the world. Some cuisines even pride themselves on how rare it is to get them. It’s not so for Uncle John’s Fried Chicken. Just come to the Philippines, and you’ll get it anywhere there’s a Ministop.

It brought me back to my childhood when the KFC fried chicken was my paradise. I was probably 9 or 10 years old when I had a KFC fried chicken for the first time, when a KDC opened in the small town where I came from. It was so good it made me primal. I’d fight for it. I thought I had lost it forever when I found KFC no longer that good. I found it back now.

Something to share: I still use disposable razors. I do so just because I started shaving with a disposable razor. It was a long time after I had started shaving that I realized applying soap to your stubble can help you wipe it out much better. I felt like a fool when I learned it. I didn’t know why I felt so ashamed. It was just like when I realized if you apply soap to your glasses when you wash them, they are going to be much cleaner. I hope I will never have to pretend like I know everything in the future.